POG 7: THIS IS CLENNINGTON.

Tuesday, September 7, 2010

THIS IS CLENNINGTON.

CLENNINGTON HAS BEEN TAKEN OVER BY A CEILING DEMON.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

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KeraSeptember 8, 2010 at 9:20 AM
Hahahaha what???
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7 Phat Ohio GirlsSeptember 10, 2010 at 4:47 PM
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7 Phat Ohio GirlsSeptember 12, 2010 at 10:08 PM
Sorry guys, this is Caitlin. And that was Sarah. That was her way of saying hi.
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Our Best Moments

*take pictures*

Kera: Oh my! My butt is showing!!

Cassi: Computer generated I

Caitlin: I am a peaceful Indian. I don't wanna hit you.

Kera: *hands Amber dog bone* You're bad to the bone.

Cassi: I am a bi....ist.

Gabby: I'm sorry, but I don't need a president with that hair (Donald Trump).

*discussing the misconceptions of pregnancy and STD's*

Kera: STD's are not a miracle.

Kera: Ken's have it nice.

Caitlin: Jack Hannah.

Kera (quietly to Cassi): It's so sad he died.

*pause*

Kera: Wait...he didn't die....

Cassi: You mean Steve Irwin.

Kera: Oh my gosh......yess! Big difference...shark....

Cassi: Was it a shark?

Kera: Yeah, a sting ray...a shark..same thing.

Cassi: Are they?

Kera: I thought so.

Cassi: Hmm, you know, a sting ray, the flat thing.

Kera: Yeah, I thought they were sharks.

Cassi and Kera: Sting ray. Shark. Sting ray. Shark.

Cassi: The flat thing!

Kera: With the eyes!

Amber: SOOOOOOOCCCCKKSSSSSS!!!!

Amber: I think we make people uncomfortable.

KEra: I remember meeting you; there was lemonade all over and your mom was on the floor.

Gabby: Can we talk about something attractive?

Kera: *sweetly said* Butterflies.

Cassi: *shouts* JUDE LAW!!!!!!

*LAUGHHHS*

Jenny: Sssh....

Kera: What, you don't want your mom waking up to Jude Law.

*mentioning of Amber and Gabby's birthday party with the pic in the shower*

Kera: We'll take pictures in that shower as we progress in time.

Gabby: Knowing us, we'll all be in there pregnant at the same time.

Kera: It'll be like Tetris.

Caitlin: If your mom moves then...

Gabby: Excuse me!!! Seven pregnant ladies coming through.

Cassi: We gotta pee!!! Yes, all at the same time.

Gabby: This baby is on my bladder!

Jenny: Kera, you are the hottest guy I know.

Gabby: It's like a watermelon coming through a lemon.

Jenny: You're not a watermelon.

Cassi: There was two of them, so if you put them together they make a whole. Or two melons...

Cassi: Wal-Mart? Are they open?

Gabby: Your kiss, your kiss is on my lisp.

Kera: I need a small waist size.

Caitlin: Um, Kera, where is your bra??

BALDERDASH:

palaestra

a school of wrestling

a rare moravian candy

the name for a skirt made by young girls in the Hispanic culture

a spanish woman who teaches the art of palm reading

a palestinian princess

the porteguese word for a female police officer

malshave

when a girl misses a huge spot whle shaving her legs

an egyptian curse word used when a person cuts themself shaving

the evil twin of Keshav Swaminathan

the chaffing of skin due to a swirlie

a fuzzy catepillar

a rug made from animal skin

koonst

the uncomfortable feeling people get when they hear certain words

a type of fine art

the onomotopeaia word used for beat-boxing

the last name of the inventor of the koosh ball ; Samuel M Koonst

a traditional Slavic salad dressing

the moist underside of a leaf

lobola

an infection of ebola virus contained solely to the one's ear lobes

a type of salsa dancing

using cattle for a dowry

a counting system used in the ancient Aztec civilization

the virus cousin of ebola; causes people to fall in love with cats

a bright pigmentation found in most tropical flowers

wivern

a shortening of the word wivernon, a type of rare pink lizard that lives in the Amazon

a tool used for cleaning wells

an online dating system that exists in Russia

a tavern where they only serve wine

a two legged monster with a barbed tail

the urn in which one stores the ashes of one's wife

orrery

(n) where a group of people think up hard to pronounce words

an oil factor on an island

a factor in which they process iron-ore

an observatory

a private library, usually located in Regency England mansions

a type of grass that only grows in desert climates

yaffle

the name of the sound of dog's snoring

a yodel that sounds awful

a type of woodpecker

a yellow waffle that has been dyed with a dandelion

noun/verb - yawn at the Waffle House

a cross between a laugh, yodel, and giggle

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Kera: Raise your hand if you always pack extra underwear.

Everyone raises hand.

Things You Shouldn’t Do When You are Naked

Go to work

Breast feast

Jazzercise on the front lawn

Walk into a mannequin store

Mow the Lawn

Kera: That sounds like a to-do list

Naked Goldish – a grunge band

Kera: Moima, are you naked?

Moima: Yes.

Kera: I was goldfish, you were naked. Together we make naked goldfish!

Jenny: *passes around phone* WHERE IS MY PHONE!?!?

Moima (to Gabby): Are you roadkill?

Things You Don’t Know Much About

Where in the world is Carmen Miranda is?

Kera: Ke-ra, I do have two syllables in my name!!!

Jenny discovered we all have two syllable names!

Things That Need Cleaned

3 out of 6 answers: Jenny's mind.

Moima: If you make a folder on FB, it should be called Jenny’s mind.

Oh my! Pardon my mass.

Cassi: My mass is not a table!

Cassi: EAT MY NUTTY BAR!

Cassi: Well, you can compromise and have three and a half children.

Kera: Oh sure, I will just cut my baby in half.

Gabby: Or you could just have a child like Amber.

Gabby: Oh, I forgot Dominique was on my leg.

Cassi: Well, apparently, my mom has a full car because she's taking my brother's friends home, who I'm sure are not as nice or as good-looking as Kera.

The whole moment about Jasper and sleeping on our legs.

Amber: Cwave those cwazy sqwaures!

Moima: Kera, where would you find pancake mix? In the flour aisle orrrr....the pancake mix aisle. It has its own aisle!

Moima: Aww , Jasper doesn't have nipples.

Kera: Those pants have a pouch. They're like kangeroo pants.

Mr. Willoughby: Don't be afraid. Are you hurt?

Amber: BABY SNAPE!!!!

Kera: It's baby Snake.....I mean..snape...

Moima: Pft! Faith is a g, she wouldn't die from a fever!

Moima: When is the first of January?

Kera: The day after the 31st of January....no

Caitlin and Kera: January, February.

Kera: NO DECEMBER. Bah!

Caitlin: Don't forget to take one of these with you!

Kera: I want the fat one!

Jenny: Of course you do. You're so skinny and so you're lonely.

Amber: Ehh!

Kera: That sounds like Michael Jackson.

Kera and Amber: Eh-heh!

*start singing*

Gabby: I can't get this open.

Jenny: I used to have thumbnails, but I broke them off.

Amber: You could cut it with my sharp wit.

Everyone: Ha. ha. ha.

At Easton:

Kera: Yagoot.

Caitlin: Um, I am pretty sure it's Yogurt.